Professor: Do you believe in God?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: Is the Devil good?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Did God created everything?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: Then how is God good if He created evil?
The student kept still in silence.
Professor: Do you believe in God?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: Have you seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Then how do you know that God exists??
Student: Erm… I think you have to count it on faith, sir.
Professor: Now, that’s the problem science have, Faith.
The whole lecture hall became quiet…
Professor: According to science, everything that exist on Earth is based on the 5 theorical senses; touch, taste, smell, sight and sound. So, have you touched your God??
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever tasted Him?? Smelt Him?? Heard Him??
Student: Erm… No, sir
Professor: Then according to the fundamental, basic, empirical theories of science established today, it says that your God does not exist.
The student stood still and said nothing. A smile was creeping up on the professor’s face. He thought he had proven his theory right.
Student: Sir, is there such thing as cold??
Professor: Yes, of course.
Student: No sir, there’s only such thing as cold. You can hit 450 degress below zero, which has no heat but not cold. Cold is just a term used to describe the absence of heat.
All the students were now paying attention to what the student was saying.
Student: Sir, do you teach that humans evolved from apes??
Professor: Yes, I do.
Student: But have you seen the process of evolution??
Shaking his head, the professor was getting confused…
Student: Then sir, aren’t you just preaching your theories and not the actual facts of science??
The student turns to face the whole hall…
Student: Have anyone seen the professor’s brain??
All the students slowly shake their heads…
Student: Have anyone touched the professor’s brain?? Smelt it? Heard it or tasted it??
Turning back to the professor…
Student: Well, sorry to be rude but according to the fundamental, basic, empirical theories of science established today, science says that you do not have a brain sir.
The lecture hall broke into a contagious laughter…
Student: How then are we supposed to believe anything that you teach??
Smiling, realising where this was heading…
Professor: I guess you have to based it all on faith, my son.